We're Back!

OK, SO I HAVE TO WRITE THIS WHOLE POST IN CAPS CUZ MY FAKE NAILS ARE SOOOO LONG THAT I CAN BARELY TYPE. I APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE FOR THE TYPOS. I LITERALLY CANNOT DO ANYTHING WITH THESE DANG THINGS, INCLUDING ZIPPING MY PANTS AND OPENING A CAN OF SODA. BEAUTY IS PAIN PEOPLE. WE GOT BACK ON WEDNESDAY FROM THE AMAZING KAUAI! IT WAS SO MUCH FUN AND GORGEOUS WEATHER THE WHOLE TIME. I THINK I DESERVE LIKE THREE MONTHS OF SUNSHINE AFTER IT RAINED THE ENTIRE DAY OF MY WEDDING. I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE IT. THE WEATHER REPORT TOTALLY LIED. MAYBE I SHOULD WRITE A COMPLAINT LETTER TO WEATHER.COM. OH WELL, THE PICS TURNED OUT GREAT, I SUPPOSE THE RAIN HELPED WITH THAT. A BIG THANKS TO MY DAD FOR ALL THE LANDSCAPING AND FLOWERS EVERYWHERE, HE DID AN AWESOME JOB! IT WAS SO BEAUTIFUL, I HOPE YOU ALL ENJOYED IT AND STAYED SOMEWHAT DRY. WE REALLY APPRECIATE ALL OF YOU THAT CAME HELP US CELEBRATE OUR SPECIAL DAY! NOW BACK TO THE HONEYMOON... DETAILS... THE PG RATED VERSION OF COURSE. WE DID SO MANY ACTIVITIES, WE BARELY SAT AROUND! WE WENT ON A HELICOPTER RIDE AROUND THE WHOLE ISLAND, WENT ON A SUNSET DINNER CRUISE, ATTENDED A LUAU, AND WENT ON A 4 HOUR HORSEBACK RIDING TRIP TO WATERFALLS! WE ALSO HIKED TO THE TOP OF THE SLEEPING GIANT MOUNTAIN.. IN 90 DEGREE WEATHER... I WAS DYING. MY FAVORITE HIKE WAS THROUGH THE HIGHEST SWAMP IN THE WORLD... 8 MILES LONG. I ALMOST HAD TO CARRY JUSTIN ON MY BACK, HE WAS LAGGING BEHIND ME. FOR SOME REASON I AM A POWER HIKER.. I JUST KEEP ON CHARGING THROUGH. OOO, AND ANOTHER TOTALLY COOL THING WE DID WAS HIKE OVER ALL THESE HUGE LAVA ROCKS TO THE SECRET LAVA POOLS. THE GREATEST PART WAS THAT WHATEVER WE DID THEY WASN'T VERY MANY PEOPLE. WE HAD A PRIVATE BEACH AT OUR RESORT WITH LIKE 5 PEOPLE AT A TIME ON IT. JUSTIN ALSO TALKED ME INTO SNORKELING WHICH ENDED UP BEING SOOOO COOL AND NOT SCARY AT ALL. I WAS SCARED OF THE BIG WAVES AND MAYBE TAD SCARED OF A SHARK, BUT IT WAS SO NEAT AND WE SAW ALL THESE CLOWN FISH AND NEON FISH... AWESOME EXPERIENCE. I RECOMMEND IF YOU GO TO KAUAI, STAY IN KAPAA IN THE EAST, IT IS SUNNY ALL THE TIME AND THE CHEAPEST AREA ON THE ISLAND. SO NOW WE ARE BACK, ALOT TANNER, AND ALOT POORER, HAA.